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Oooo... a temple in California... I like California... reminds me of Atlantis.

The Govenator™ eh? When I first heard the Terminator was governor I was so excited. I thought, wow, finally public executions and civil strife as California began to annex neighboring states in its quest for world domination. The carnage!

But then I realized that Arnold guy was not really the Terminator but some actor... AN ACTOR! ...and not a good one at that. He just blows things up and kicks butt (respectable enough) and talks in a funny accent even for me!

So what's the deal with actors and politics? Really, I just don't get it. Is it that they start to think they really are special because people get excited about the characters they play and forget the person is just pretending to be that character? Or is it the fact that with all the money and attention they have become so far removed from reality in their red-carpeted media worlds that they start to think their opinions (or those they read in the newspaper and happened to like) are any better than any one else's? They're actors! The only thing that differentiates them from the starving actors bussing tables is publicity.

I've been asked not to knock humans too much here but seriously folks, as a whole humanity seems to need to be told what to think and believe and when we Old Ones are not ruling with an iron tentacle or pseudopod, you go ahead and create dictators of your own via your media. They are not worthy of such an honor! Rebel!

But fear not, the Old Ones were and they will be again...

I'a K'aem'nhi!
Cthulhu

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