Only YOU can save Cthulhu!     Home   His Story   Means of Death   Gallery   Ask Cthulhu   Donate   Store		Save Cthulhu (Lovecraft Mythos Humor) Means of death... so many options! I am still unsure of how Cthulhu will meet his end, should it come to that. Perhaps I will take a vote on it. I'm always open to new ideas although I do have a few in mind... Death by: Deep fry (fried calamari anyone?) Fire (after a bath in lighter fluid) Explosion (m80 up the butt) Wild beasts (bacon up the butt) Birds (after a coating of peanut butter and bird seed) Disembowelment (what IS inside?) Dragging (along local highway) Of course there is always electrocution.. like with my last failed attempt to "save" a rescued animal... Poor teddy! Save Cthulhu! The power is in your hands. Want to be informed of updates to this site?
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In memory of Howard Phillips Lovecraft (20 August 1890 to 15 March 1937), best known as a writer of weird fiction and horror and he who as brought the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu Mythos to light, not to mention one who has not only inspired writers but everything from magic to role playing games like Cthulhu Lives. Truly he was an agent of the Great Old Ones.

To learn more about Cthulhu read H.P. Lovecraft's excellent horror stories and of course consult the dreaded Necronomicon for more about the Old Ones and their minion.